The "Seriously Unimpressed" Collection: Official Custard the Cat Merch

If your spirit animal is a cynical pink cat who spends his afternoons perched on a fence judging a hyperactive green dog, welcome home. Our official Custard the Cat collection is a dedicated tribute to the real star of the 70s—the one who knew Roobarb’s latest "invention" was going to end in a massive explosion before it even left the drawing board.

We’ve curated a range of vintage-inspired Custard apparel and 1970s nostalgia-fuelled lifestyle goods for those who prefer their cartoons with a side of side-eye. Whether you’re looking for premium 100% cotton t-shirts that capture that iconic pink glow or heavyweight hoodies for maximum lounging, our clothing range is designed for a modern fit with a distinctly retro soul. And because we know you’re probably judging our inventory levels right now, be warned: these limited-edition character designs are strictly first-come, first-scoffed.

It’s not just about what you wear, though. Bring a touch of "couldn't be bothered" to your living room with our Custard homeware and kitchenware. From ceramic mugs that hold exactly enough tea to fuel a morning of plotting, to sturdy tote bags and protective coasters, this collection is the ultimate gift for 70s kids and animation buffs. Each piece is crafted with the high-quality finish Custard would demand—if he could be bothered to get off the fence. Shop the collection now and join the elite ranks of the unimpressed!